The Show
"We're just two girls with microphones, some puppeteers we refuse to acknowledge, and a whole lot of opinions about your dating life. You're welcome."
Warning: This isn't sit-back-and-watch theater. We'll call on you. We'll poll you. We'll make you sing and dance. Women supporting women — by laughing at the men who wronged us.
RITA
The blonde. The margarita. The one who's seen too much.
TINI
The brunette. The dirty martini. The one who tells it like it is.
A Sneak Peek
Because you need to know what you're getting into.
The Setlist
If a man does something bad, we write a song about it.
M.A.W.M.(Middle Aged White Man)
He does it cuz he can, he's a middle aged white man.
Fries On The Side
What's up with all you married dudes? Think you can have your cake and eat it too!
The Horny Flamingo
I don't mind the music, I don't care what I drink — I'm ready for love all dressed in pink!
Tater Tot Cock
One, two, three inch tater tot — not a six or seven inch.
Shit Swirl
Watch out girl, you're in a shit swirl!
No, We Don't
Even if I show my back, or my bra is laced in black!
Snuggle Struggle
He promised he wouldn't try anything. He lied. All. Night. Long.
No Mo Dusty Bums
New standards, ladies. The bar is now off the floor.
MORAPO(Moron Apocalypse)
It's not a dating pool. It's a dating puddle.
Womansplain
Sit down, sugar. We're going to explain you to yourself.
Can He Lift Me?
Romance is nice. Upper body strength is nicer.