Rita
Margarita, salted, always a double
Blonde, blunt and three sips ahead of everybody. Rita has dated every red flag on the eastern seaboard and turned each one into a song lyric. She believes in love, but she believes in receipts more.
This isn’t just a show.
It’s a night out.
Rita & Tini is an outrageous adult comedy puppet show—think late-night TV meets Broadway spectacle. And before the puppets take the stage, we’re giving you a sneak peek at our favorite songs in live Preview Concerts, featuring our creator, special guest artists, and a killer live band.
Grab your friends, dress to impress, and get ready for hilarious stories, cocktails, confessions, singing, dancing, and the kind of conversations about men you usually save for the group chat.
And the night doesn’t end when the show does. Grab another cocktail and hit the dance floor with our amazing DJ.
Warning: This isn’t sit-back-and-watch theater. We’ll call on you. We’ll poll you. We’ll make you sing and dance. Women supporting women — by laughing at the men who wronged us.
Come for the comedy. Stay for the party.
Cocktails.
Confessions. Questionable male behavior.
Bad decisions.
Great stories. Mostly men.
Juicy man gossip
about the unbelievable things they always do.
The Ladies
Two puppets. Zero filter.
Tini
Dirty martini, extra olives, extra opinions
Brunette, brutal, and the reason the jazz band knows how to play a funeral march. Tini keeps a running list of every man who has ever said 'I'm not really looking for anything serious.' The list is now a full musical number.
A Sneak Peek
Because you need to know what you're getting into
IF A MAN DOES SOMETHING BAD,
WE WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT.
The Shepherdess Project
Laugh loudly. Speak boldly. Protect fiercely.
The jokes may be about men.
But the mission is about women.
Because no woman should be left alone when she asks for help.
The Shepherdess Project is being created to support women who find themselves in unsafe situations—particularly those who have sought help and have been left feeling vulnerable, unheard, or unprotected.
Our goal is to build a community that connects women with resources, advocacy, and support while reminding them that they don’t have to face frightening situations alone.
A portion of every Rita & Tini ticket sold supports The Shepherdess Project and its mission.
Women protecting women.
Thank you for your support.