Rita
Margarita, salted, always a double
Blonde, blunt and three sips ahead of everybody. Rita has dated every red flag on the eastern seaboard and turned each one into a song lyric. She believes in love, but she believes in receipts more.
Cocktails.
Confessions. Questionable male behavior.
Bad decisions.
Great stories. Mostly men.
Juicy man gossip
about the unbelievable things they always do.
The Ladies
Two puppets. Zero filter.
Tini
Dirty martini, extra olives, extra opinions
Brunette, brutal, and the reason the jazz band knows how to play a funeral march. Tini keeps a running list of every man who has ever said 'I'm not really looking for anything serious.' The list is now a full musical number.
A Sneak Peek
Because you need to know what you're getting into
IF A MAN DOES SOMETHING BAD,
WE WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT.
A ridiculously over-the-top night out: a live jazz band, twelve Broadway artists, guest celebrities who should know better, and two puppets who absolutely will say it out loud.